Wiki-What?

I've just stumbled upon the most magnificent website ever, it's called wikiHow and it's based on the same wiki software platform as Wikipedia. As fun and informative and dangerous and evil as Wikipedia is this wikiHow bullshit is all of those things to the 10th degree. I love it.
Here are a few examples of things I've stumbled upon in my first few minutes there:

How to Dumpster Dive - wikiHow

This is the one I inadvertently ended up reading after following a link from another page. It reminds me of a funny story from when I lived in the Birchwoods. There were always bums sorting through the garbage. Usually they were outside the dumpster. One night I went to throw out my garbage and heard noises coming from inside the dumpster. I figured it was a racoon so I shouted a bit to scare it away, instead a tall older black man pops his head out of the dumpster looks at me quizzically, notices the bag of garbage I'm carrying, reaches out and says, "I'll take that." When I stand there staring for a moment he says, "Have a nice day." and quickly disappears back into the dumpster.

After reading that I just had to keep checking out the webpage, and I found these:

How to Be Less Perverted - wikiHow

or

How to Stop Staring at a Girl's Boobs - wikiHow

These two sort of jumped out at me, and just in case you can't pull those two off...

How to Check out a Girl Without Her Noticing - wikiHow

and

How to Enjoy Pornography in the Comfort of Your Home - wikiHow

I don't make this shit up people, I just find it and laugh hysterically. This next one is both specific, ridiculous, and brief.

How to Have an Exclusive, Long Term, Mature, Serious (& Healthy) Relationship - wikiHow

I know, I know...the How To Stop Staring At Girl's Boobs article was longer than the one on how to have a perfect relationship...just imagine how long the article on How to Have A Perfect Relationship AND Stop Staring At Other Girl's Boobs must be...oh, wait, you don't have to imagine because here it is: How to Get Your Husband to Quit Checking out Pretty Women - wikiHow

Jesus Christ.

And I'm pretty sure this site also informs you wikiHow to commit a major felony: How to Attract a Younger Girl That Barely Knows You - wikiHow

When did lollipops and claiming you've lost your puppy stop working?

But it's not all fun and games kiddies, wikiHow also advises you on how to confront some of life's most depressing topics such as:How to Live Without Friends - wikiHow

And hey if that doesn't pan out there's always:How to Cope on Days When You Feel Like Hanging Your Self - wikiHow

So in conclusion, I'd just like to say...What the wikiFuck is wrong with these people? And in a user based evolving internet community such as this by these people I mean of course us, and by us I mean of course YOU. Well not you. But everybody else.