Dad:
What do I get Tim for his birthday?
Me:
He wants a new car.
Dad:
I'm getting that for him anyway.
Me:
I was just kidding.
Dad:
Oh.
Me:
You fucking suck. Shouldn't he have to at least do something? Like mow your fucking lawn every once and awhile? Or clean your pool? How come he just gets a new car?
Dad:
I don't know. But what do I get him for his birthday? I usually just give him money...
Me:
But?
Dad:
I'm already just giving him money.
Me:
You really fucking suck.
