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"Hi."

"Hi."

"You shouldn't be here."

"I know..."

"But?"

"But rightly I shouldn't be anywhere at this point, so if I'm going to be wrong by being anywhere I may as well be slightly wronger and be somewhere I want to be."

"You shouldn't be here."

"Why not?"

"This is wrong. What you're doing is wrong."

"I'm just standing here."

"I'm going to scream."

"I'm sure you are, I'm sure you are."

"no..."

"Oh fucking relax. I'm just teasing you. Why would I come here to hurt you? Why would I come back to hurt anyone?"

"What?"

"This is me we're talking about. Me! I couldn't hurt a fly."

"So why are you here?"

"I'm not."

"What?"

"Neither are you for that matter. Neither one us is really here. There's a good chance that neither one of us is anywhere at all."

"I don't understand."

"Yes you do, you understand perfectly well."