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"Thank you for coming in Mr. Palomba."
"No problem doc."
"Unfortunately I have some rather bad news."
"Give it to me straight doc, I can handle it."
"Well, apparently you're not human. You're an advanced robot created by a time travelling band of musical aliens sent here to observe human behavior and return with the secrets of our greatest mysteries like: WalMart, Jiffy Pop, and reality television."
"Hmm. I've always suspected as much doc, thank you for finally confirming my greatest fears."
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