It has just been brought to my attention that the word "indiscriminatory" used in the last post is not, in reality, a word. Oddly enough I knew this already. And didn't care. Because it sounded good. So fuck off.
I frequently mangle the English language with the sole intent of making something sound better because half the time no one is reading this and the other half of the time no one can tell the difference between the words I make up and the words that are real, unless of course I slap together a bunch of nonsensical noises to make a word that is just plain funny.
So I put forth a remedy for anyone who may discover fabricated words in my writings. If they don't bother you, this post wasn't aimed at you so don't fucking worry about it. If they do bother you I suggest that you implement a simple act of substitution. Whatever made up word bothers you simply replace with the phrase, "Your Mother's Cunt".
That should do the trick.
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