Nobody Knows What It's Like To Be A Bad Man

"Man, I'm shot. I need to slow the fuck down."

"Why's that?"

"I asked some girl to make me a Jack & Coke at 10 o'clock this morning."

"And what's the problem with that?"

"I was in Dunkin' Donuts."

"Oh."


Red Fish, Blue Fish. One Fish, Two Fish.


So...

This is another where to start sort of thing. And I'm not really sure where to start. So I'll start right here for the time being.

I've decided something. Now, I'm not going to tell you what I've decided and frankly by the time I decide to tell you what I have decided I may very well have changed my mind meaning that what I've decided today hasn't really been decided at all.

Savvy?

So anyhows...things started to start today and it damn near drove us all mad already. Whole god dam world seems to be trying to change and it don't seem anyone's figured out that things need to be done gradual like. So let it get all outs of control and we'll realize how it should have gone and all. Then maybe we'll do something about it. Then again maybe not.

Saw someone I was right glad to see today. Didn't see someone I'd really hoped to see. Did some things I wish I didn't have to do, and got ready to do some others. But mostly things just moved along at that pace they always seem to do.

Not sure what I think about that to be honest.

"Dude you smell like a 16 year old Russian prostitute."

"She was 19. And I'm pretty sure she was Polish."

"Oh."