Greenlight Gumdrops & Apple Pie Vaginas

"I called the parents, you call the school, he'll call the jointure."

"Ok."

"Repeat it back to me."

"You called the parents, I'll call the school, he'll call the jointure."

"Again."

"You called the parents, I'll call the school, he'll call the jointure."

"Perfect. Get started."

"Ok. (Dials the phone)"

"Who did you just call?"

"The parents. Aw...shit."

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"Greenlight."

"Gumdrops."

"Things that start with G."

"Yup. Apple Pie."

"Vaginas."

"Uh..."

"Things I like to..."

"I'm not playing this game with you anymore."

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"Cherry Lingo One to Cherry Lingo Actual, do you copy?"

"Cherry Lingo One this is Cherry Lingo Actual, we read you loud and clear, go ahead."

"Sir we're at bingo fuel and visibility is fading fast, recommend we head home and wait til morning to take another crack at the search, over?"

"That's a ten-four Cherry Lingo One, return to base, we'll try again in the morning. Cherry Lingo Actual over."

"And sir?"

"Yes?"

"Who in the name of fuck picked these call signs?"

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"Hello sir, what can I get for you?"

"Can I get a large hot chocolate and...your phone number?"

"What? What was that?"

"I...uh...I said can I get a large hot chocolate and...a reduced fat blueberry muffin?"

"Of course sir."

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