Quotes of the Week(end): Comic-Con and Beyond Edition

"It's like you're walking down the street, and suddenly find yourself following a small child." - Michael Hogan, from Battlestar Galactica simultaneously responding to being asked what it was like portraying a Cylon (apparently a bad guy) after thinking for four seasons that his character was a good guy and making me curious about watching the show.

"What the fuck is a Cylon?"- Me while trying to follow what exactly was happening during the Battlestar Galactica Panel

"Yes, she is...you know." - Timur Bekmambetov, director of Nightwatch and Wanted, while making a slightly obscene gesture attempting to respond to a question about how hot Angelina Jolie is in person.

"I get excited when it's hard." - Ron Perleman, from Hellboy 2: The Golden Army just before being interrupted by Selma Blair's outburst of laughter while trying to answer a question about acting in heavy make-up.

"Fifteen? Congratulations my friend! The pubes are really popping now, eh?" - Guillermo Del Toro, director of Hellboy 2: The Golden Army to a fifteen year old kid asking a question, Doug Jones nearly cried, Selma Blair actually blushed, and Ron Perleman continued to act like he wished he was anywhere but there.

"Remember that time I was wearing your sister's clothes?" - Some Kid to my Cousin moments before I almost jumped across the table and ripped his throat out. Lucky for him my cousin was quick with an explanation.

"Here's the thing. You can leave a huge tip for a girl, and it's not because you want anything. But you can't leave a huge tip for a guy...because you don't want anything. See what I'm saying?" - Me, explaining the art of tipping after a slightly embarassing scene with a waitress in the Bayonne Houlihan's.

"I'm the number one guy here. Really. It goes Jose, Juan, Jamal, and then me. So maybe not number one, but I'm right after Jamal."- One of only two white male drivers at my company explaining to his wife where he ranks amongst the other employees. For reference, there is no Jamal.