Money

"Hey I was a little short and the bank was closed so I took some money out of the envelope. I'll put it back in the morning."

"You were out of money? How'd that happen? I told you not to spend all your money on stupid shit like those silly comic toys."

"I'm out of money because I switched over to direct deposit so that I could start saving more money and haven't gotten around to the bank because I was busy making you money. And they're statues, not toys."

"How much did you take out of the envelope?"

"Two thousand."

"It's eight o'clock at night what the fuck do you need two thousand dollars till tomorrow morning for?"

"I've got some business to attend to."

"There are going to be more toys in my office tomorrow morning aren't there?"

"It's my office...and they're not toys."

"Son of a..."