Requisite Recantations

In Reference To The February 1st, 2005 Edition of WRSU News Presents Knightbeat on 88.7 WRSU FM-New Brunsick:

Certain statements included in this program may have been erroneous.

Matt was wrong, burning Mexicans for fuel is not a viable option. I also apologize to any Californians who feel we were mocking their failure to capitalize on this abundant, cheap, and efficient source of energy in an effort to solve their perpetual energy problems.

Also, I may have been wrong. Bill Cosby has not molested any children...that we know of.

I acknowledge there were many other erroneous and insulting statments withing the program, and we probably apologize for at least a few of them.