Brief Blog Blurbs

I am the whipping boy.

Bought new headphones and a new case for my Ipod. They won't be here for a few days.

Still haven't learned a bit of Spanish.

Wanted to buy the first Pennywise CD but couldn't get out of work long enough to make it to a CD store.

Looked at a warehouse and a factory today. Warehouse isn't any good, factory isn't bad...but right now it's kind of falling apart, and it turns everything blue.

Was flipping through channels when I saw two chicks kissing on Fox, and suddenly felt like a guy for a second. The OC is so much less gay than I thought....or more gay actually, but in a good chicks kissing sort of way.

My secretary is a plump little Spanish woman who hates my guts. Sometimes she laughs at me and I can't tell why. Sometimes I can tell she thinks I'm doing something like my father would and she can't figure out if it's because I'm secretly checking with him, or I'm learning, or it's just in my genes. Other times she laughs like she knows I've just made a colossal mistake that will someday doom the company.

I'm reading a new book that I really seem to be enjoying.

I think I'm almost done unloading baggage, which means I'm almost ready to fall in love...or get a pet, I don't know. I lost that page in the life manual.

I didn't urinate all day. Not even when I woke up this morning.

I've got a Palombo...and I firmly intend with the help of Jesus to do penance and get as much mileage out of a joke no one understands as I possibly can.

Two guys walk into a bar...kidding, really.

I just realized that someone I know hates me for no reason. Odd. I never noticed. But now that I add it up, she definitely hates me. Not that it matters. I don't know what I did...but shit, the kid hates me. Definitely hates me.

I just realized that I often realize well after the fact that people hate me. Shit.

Slightly depressed now...so time for Glenlivet and Ginger Ale, and back to watching the lesbians on The OC.