So Say We All

"Shoot him."

"Reconsider."

"Ok...shoot him now."

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"Do you ever do anything the easy way?"

"I just puked in a bush, what do you think?"
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"Your jobs easier than they used to be?"

"Yeah, I suppose so."

"Good, good. You all making more money than you used to?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Great, good for you. Company's running smoother and making more money than it used to."

"I guess."

"That wasn't a fucking question... Your jobs easier, you're making more money, the company's running smoother and making more money. I must be doing something right. So how about you shut the fuck up and get back to work before you piss me off?"

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"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

"So you don't think I should do it?"

"I didn't say that. I said that if I was you I would do anything but that. But I'm not you. So go ahead. But..."

"But what?"

"If I were you..."