Lighten up a little bit. It's only the end of the world.

I caught someone drinking on the job last night.


It was me.


I was going to fire myself, but then I decided that this place would be better off with me drinking than without me at all.


Slightly fuzzy logic I suppose.


But then again everything was getting slightly fuzzy at that.


The headaches and nosebleeds are back.


I'm thinking of going to Wizard World in Philadelphia to see if I can't track down some statues. I hear they have some cool Galactica stuff too, and Starbuck is even scheduled to be there. Lou Ferrigno will also be there. But I'm pretty sure I could get Lou Ferrigno to come stand in a corner in my office all day for the right amount of money at this point. Doesn't matter. Lou Ferrigno is still cool as hell. Now I just have to see if anyone wants to go to Wizard World with me.

I've been thinking about getting that life size Cylon. I'm really enjoying watching Battlestar Galactica and while it hasn't quite reached my favorite tv shows list yet it is getting there quick. It's a shame I got into it so late though, this is the last year afterall, and there's little or no chance of me catching up by the time it's over. I remember seeing the original cylons on the Universal Studios tour back in the day (or was it MGM?) and thinking they were hella cool. But then the old show sort of slipped my consciousness to the point where I remembered Dirk Benedict played the original less hot Starbuck, but totally forgot the robots were called Cylons. As cool as the original cylons were the new ones are just plain frakking scary.


I was sitting in my car last night while we tried to stakeout my lot and see where the dog was getting out and while I did I watched a few episodes of Galactica Season 2. One was the episode where the Cylons ambush Roslin's party and kill her priestess friend. The cylons are on top of the hill firing down at them...and they look scary as shit. So scary that I definitely want one in my office.


So it's either a life size Cylon or I buy a mannequin (or a real doll?), dress it up as Starbuck, and prop it up in the corner of my office. That wouldn't be too creepy would it? Wait, where's everybody going? Hey, come on I was just kidding. Really. No really. I wouldn't do that. Most likely. Probably not. Possibly.

I might.

You never know.

Anyway...

Work is hell and I'm not feeling well. I've got sixty pounds of paper on my desk and no shovel to move it with. So I have to start crackin'. I don't plan on going anywhere anytime soon, but I've got a meeting tomorrow morning and am already scheduled to be on the road tomorrow afternoon so if I plan on getting anything done, well, now's the time.

Ain't that a novel idea?

Now's the time.