Indiana Jones And The Holy Shit Why The Fuck Would You Do That?

Next time I see Steven Spielberg I'm going to whip my dick out and piss in his mouth.

Then when I see him again, he'll close his mouth. And I'll go, "See? You learned. Last time you made a mistake and kept your mouth open, this time you were smart enough to close your mouth. So if you make a shitty movie that ends with funny looking aliens and nobody likes it WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT MORE FUNNY LOOKING ALIENS IN ANOTHER MOVIE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER?"

See? We all loved E.T., but get over it. And George Lucas, yes Star Wars was one of the greatest things ever, but when you tried again it didn't work, right? Right? So maybe you should stop friggin' with beloved things from my childhood before I show up at the Skywalker Ranch rip your eyeballs out and skull fuck you? Got it? Ok.

But I still liked the movie, sort of.

Anyway, moving on. So Saturday night I originally planned on paying a visit to an old friend, but things went sort of screwy and it didn't work out. Sunday night things went better and I'm really glad that they did. I'm sitting in the office now because things changed around a little bit and I need to get a few things done.

Tomorrow they'll be putting up my fence, and the grass is pretty much coming along nicely. Not perfect just yet, but nicely.

I'm about 8 episodes into the third season of BSG, I should finish that up by the end of the week.

I might end up going to Wizard World afterall, Goldberg is talking about going so I might end up going with him.

Sunday is James's graduation. I can't believe he's getting out of high school already. Shows how old I'm getting. He's a good kid, and a smart kid, and he's going to USC next year to study film and I'm sure he'll do real well with it.

So I'm piss broke. Which I love. Because I'm not really piss broke, but it makes it more interesting when I actually have to make money related decisions. Instead of just buying everything. And since I know that I'm not actually broke, there's no pressure either. It's sort of like a really fucked up game. I like really fucked up games.

Anyway, I just balanced out the can and now I have some more work to do. So I'm going to think of some more things to write for later and I'll certainly see you then.