Hi, I'm An Asshole...It's Nice To Meet You.

So here's the thing. And it's not like anyone doesn't know this but...

I'm an asshole.

I've always been an asshole, I always will be an asshole.

It's in my blood.

But...

I'm not a bad asshole.

At least I don't think I am.

I'm a nice guy. I'm difficult in general, but I'm not too tough to get along with. Despite oscillating between being painfully shy and just plain socially awkward I'm often friendly and gregarious. I may be harsh and sometimes unintentionally mean, but I'm also frequently kind, thoughtful, and generous. I don't trust anyone, but I have faith in everybody. I don't love anyone but I love everybody. I cuss like a fucking bandit, but I'm also gracious and eloquent at the drop of a hat. I'm a walking talking 6'3" 350 lb. contradiction.

But...I'm an asshole.

I sometimes wish I could apologize for that.