Funny Man, Funny Fucking Man

Saw King Kong the other night, liked it. Liked it a lot. Related to the ape a bit. Can't lie. Can't fucking lie.

Working all day, working all night, working straight through tomorrow. No radio show. Disappointing.

DVD player on the desktop not working right (friggin' vertical trays). So as I'm doing payroll on the laptop I need to find something to watch, or listen to, or fuck...no, hey wait, forget that last part. Just watch...or listen to.

So I hit ITunes (Back Satan!) and download some comedy CD's at ten bucks a pop.

Mitch Hedberg. Funny man, funny fucking man. ( I play tennis, thing that's depressing about tennis is no matter how good I get I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once, they're fucking relentless.) Reminded me of when Nick and I didn't know who Mitch Hedberg was and we just called him the slow talking guy who was really fucking funny. (I'm out to dinner with a bunch of friends and someone offers to pay for the check I immediately reach for my wallet because inside's a note that says "Say Thanks.") We used to laugh at that motherfucker, laugh really hard.(I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too.) Funny man, funny fucking man. Too bad he's dead.

Dave Attell. Not as funny as Mitch Hedberg. But still a funny man, funny fucking man. (Even as we're sitting here, people are having sex with animals. And then we wonder why the animals attack us, I'll tell you why, because one man is fucking them and riling them. And it's up to me and a half indian to track 'em.) See not as funny as Mitch Hedberg, but still a funny man, funny fucking man.

Dane Cook. Remember that shitty movie he did with Dennis Rodman? No. No one else does either, and that's why this man has a career. Not because he's a funny man, funny fucking man. I mean he is funny, but not that funny. He was talking about how he was laying in bed watching tv and then he made a joke, but I didn't care because all I could think of was being home, in bed, watching tv. Usually when I dream about being in bed there's some sort of fantasy involving women I have no chance with, but now it was just about sleeping...so Dance Cook actually made me pretty fucking angry. Normally a funny man, funny fucking man. Tonight...not so much....bastard.