Turvy

"Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?" -One of Jere's Infamous Punchlines

"I'm not a coward I've just never been tested." - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

So I'm sitting at my desk just now pondering what on earth possessed me to buy the entire '90's One Hit Wonders collection off ITunes (Back Satan!) when I hear a voice say, "Chris, you've got to see this." I look up...because I know I'm alone in the office.

I get up and look all over to make sure I'm alone, and then I hear the voice again, "Chris, you've got to see this." Except now it's coming from behind me. The dogs start barking outside so I run (ok, lumber...) out to see what's going on. My dogs are on one side of the fence barking at two other dogs on the other side of the fence. Two dogs who are madly humping. And my dogs are jumping all over the place ridiculously excited. The two other dogs finish up, and run off down the street. My dogs barking at them as they go. That's when I notice the pair of seagulls circling over head.

Someone is laughing. No one is there.

"Baby I don't know where your going, but I sure wouldn't mind giving you a ride." - Laz Jones

"Rock on bus driver." - Laz Jones