Oy.

I'm sitting here in the office contemplating doing things I shouldn't be doing. Thinking about every fucked up thing I've ever thought, every fucked up thing I've ever did.

And it sort of makes me smile. Sort of makes me laugh.

Because yeah I'm fucked up. But I ain't half as fucked up as most of you.

I may be slightly queer, not in that way of course, but at least I ain't fucked six ways from sundown.

So listen here.

Judge not lest ye be judged, and fuck not lest ye be fucked. And whatever you do...don't get in my way. Cuz' I'm a coming. And when I get there...

Oy.