Creme Soda & Corn Flakes

"Hey there, it's been awhile." - T.O. Hob, The Return of T.O. Hob

No, no...it's not over yet.

I haven't been here much lately. Not by choice, but because my computer is so ass backwards it hasn't been worth posting. I'm holding out on laying out the cash to buy a new computer. And this one is beyond redemption...much like me.

I've been pretty busy at work. Really busy. Really, really busy. Really, really, really busy.

Get it?

Forget lunch breaks, I can't even take a piss till everyone else is long gone for the day. Even then I'm afraid to go into the bathroom, because God forbid the phone rings and I don't answer it. You know it's bad when you can't take a shit because every time you think you hear the phone ring you have to shut the lights off so the fan goes off so you can hear if the phone rings. You ever try to piss in the dark? Or worse the phone is ringing and I have to stop what I'm doing and make a mad dash for that shit. Three steps out of the bathroom with my drawers around my ankles and I'm wondering, "Did I remember to lock the office door?"

Shit.

It's been a long time since I've had a break. Long time since I wasn't tired. But I guess it's good to feel like you've done something. To know that you're working as hard as you possibly can, even if it's at something completely pointless.

Hell. I'm just glad to be alive I guess...glad to have something. Glad to be able to drop you a line here, even if it is only once every thirteen days at this point.

See you soon.